Cross with Care

I was driving home the other day from a soiree dripping with sexual innuendo when I noticed ahead that an individual of an undisclosed gender was crossing the road. She was strolling across the oncoming traffic lanes before she noticed me coming, at which point she 'sped up'.

The problem here is that the speeding up that occured was of the pumping of her pudgy legs rather than the speed with which she was crossing the road. So, although her pace had doubled, her strides had halved; she was crossing at the same, inadequate speed as she had been all along but now looked like a fucking idiot doing it.

I felt compelled to run her down; rid the gene pool of her stupidity. Alas, I believe it would have been too late as she was already well passed her breeding years. Which raises the question: how?

How can idiocy live to the ripe old age of the post breeding era? Natural selection is meant to rid the world of such people, making the lives of their peers and following generations happier. This has obviously not happened. Why?

I blame the government and welfare infrastructure which panders to those who would ordinarily have been sumarily drop-kicked off the mortal coil.

Sure, that sounds fascist, but does that mean its wrong?

The world is over-populated, the health and welfare system are under strain and idiots are being idiotic all over the place: injuring themselves and others or breeding. But if we allow the idiots to die out then we'll all be happier for it.

A world without idiots would be fantastic. America would finally shut the fuck up. All those beautiful churches, sinagogues, temples etc would be handed over for noble secular purposes. And Microsoft would finally be supplanted by... by... we'll we may have to wait a while for something in that arena.

I'm all smiley and happy now.

No fat women who can't run were harmed during the making of this entry. At least, not by me. Undoubtedly, somewhere in the world something awful is happening.