Dick Tags

In my limited experience, every person I've ever seen doing graffiti of any form has been male with one exception. The exception was a female (no! really!) interviewed on one or another kids program (Saturday morning cartoons or something) and she did the cool, colourful graffiti.

When it comes to crappy graffiti (aka tagging), it seems to be a male's domain. Which is sad, because I ordinarily have respect for males. But tagging is the idiot's form of expression.

The scariest thing is that the perpertrators of tagging and similar scrawled line pictures seem to be incapable of drawing penises. Don't they own their own? Are they too busy holding their chunky pens to know what their dick is?

Hmm.

Maybe that's it. Maybe the fat pen is a penis replacement. Deprived of the ability to hold their own cock in a fist because of its diminutive size, they feel compelled to hold something else. The size of these pens is amazingly similar to the average size of a penis. Coincidence?

This might also explain the fact that these dickless shits feel compelled to write their tag over and over and over: being deprived of a respectable penis has obviously given them low self-esteem and they counter this by proclaiming their existence and, supposedly, their worth in an incessant spattering of tags. At least learn to spell!

Oh, and if you want to know what a real dick looks like, the internet, bless its pornographic soul, has numerous examples of images, drawings, diagrams of real penises. Educate yourself.