Alerts

Right- who was it? Stand up and admit it! Who was the utter utter utter utter fucking dickhead who decided it would be a good idea for an alert or dialog to popup from some other application and steal the focus from whatever you're currently doing. Who!?

Who made this the default method of behaviour? Who?!

If this particular person is a male then weights must be attached to their testicles until such time that the scrotum and little tubey things have stretched so far that they can watch as I put the aforementioned balls into a garlic press and squeeeeeeze. Slowly.

I hate them. I dunno who they are. I dunno what else they may have done to the benefit of society but this negates it. If they brought peace and prosperity to the entire world it wouldn't be good enough- it would just mean that more people who would otherwise be fighting or starving to death would have to put up with fucking stupid fucking pop-fucking-up fucking alerts and fucking dialog fucking boxes. Fuck!

Words fail my rage. Fluffy bunny rabbits of morbid death and joy.