Tofu is the AntiChrist

Tofu is nutritious. And that's all that's going for it really.

Does it taste nice? Well, um, no. And it doesn't taste bad either. If it tasted bad then maybe I could get used to that taste. The fact is, though, that tofu doesn't taste at all. It doesn't taste so much that it actually sucks the flavour from whatever food its served with.

I suppose if you were required to eat something awful, then adding tofu might make it palettable by nullifying the flavour. Perhaps all medicines should be mixed with tofu instead of making them so horribly sweet with sugar in an attempt to mask the flavour.

Guys can start injecting tofu into their testicles in an attempt to get their partners to give them head without complaining about the flavour.

Maybe we could make a paste to smear over all the food in a fat person's house so that they don't get cravings. We'll they'd still get the cravings but no way of fullfilling them. Unless they crave tofu in which case they're fucked.

Even talking about tofu saps the flavour from the conversation.